I want to tell a story called:
Pork Chop and His AnticsThere once lived a fat whatever-you-want-to-call-him named
Porkie. Or rather, some people named him that. Porkie wasnt your average fat whatever-you-want-to-call-him, you see, Porkie studied in a class of humans, school of humans, whatever. Porkie had a girlfriend named Piglet too. Sad to say, I dont really like Porkie, neither does much of my class liked Porkie.
One day, there was a call for the class to do a play, so Porkie the
BOOTLICKER (new nickname) decided that in the name of his future and his HP in JC, he would take the initiative for the play. He decided to get a nice guy named Y to do a script and two nice guys Z and A to be actors for the play, without both knowing what was going on. Which in other words, only Y and Porkie knew what the play was about and
WHAT IT MEANT. It later came out that Porkie was to be an Organizing Secretary for the event that the play was to be in.
Rising to such a prominent position, Porkie decided the play was too low-class for him and left it to A, Y and Z in the lurch - without them knowing anything. Porkie then happily informs Y (AOS of the event) that he was to be in-charge of the play
BECAUSE NO OT MEMBERS ARE TO HELP OUT WITH THEIR OWN PLAY.At this point, we stop to wonder whether the AOS is part of an OT?
Luckily, A, Y and Z managed to do the play (for the auditions) within a day, although it sucked terribly (cant help it). On the day of the Auditions, which happens to be today, Porkie and Y had Chem Lessons which clashed with the auditions they were to oversee. Porkie happily informs Y that as AOS, he doesn't need to do much, and hence does not need to skip Chem Lessons to turn up for the full auditions. Porkie then
HAPPILY skips Chem Lessons to go for the auditions.
Later, A, Y and Z goes for the auditions for their play, and despite their great minds, their audition piece still sucked. So as they sat down for the comments by the OT (which includes Porkie the OS), the first question to be fired at them is by Porkie.
"What is your play trying to PORTRAY?"At this point, we wonder if Y explaining the meaning of the play to Porkie the GREAT LEADER (new nickname) fails to tell Porkie what the play portrayed?We are now in
DEEP thought over this perplex question.
In the end, Y finds out from the other AOS of the event, AOS 2, that Porkie had been
COMPLAINING all auditions about skipping Chem Lessons, and since because he skipped Chem Lessons, AOS 2 should do the work, which he did. Y also finds out that each OT member is to help out with their own class play, which AOS 2 told him, and which AOS 2 did.
At this point, I wonder if our minds are failing us, that Porkie the OS did not know of such a ruling, or maybe the OS now, is not an OT member. Only that would have left Porkie, putting himself as leader of the play for his class, to abandon that post and leave it to Y. Maybe our minds are failing us, except for Porkie of course.
A and Z would like to make a statement, that they feel very sad to be pushed into this shit by Porkie and to be left in the shit while Porkie happily skips to his OS position and his HP in JC chance.
Perhaps, its that the class holds no meaning to Porkie, or maybe Porkie is just too
SELFISH for his own good, or just too
HIGH AND MIGHTY. Maybe, even if Porkie doesn't want to help his class out, as its a position too low for Porkie the Great Leader, that he should not have
SHOT HIS OWN CLASS DOWN. Z would like to remind Porkie that he's part of the class and maybe
SHUTTING HIS TRAP will do him some good. A calls it
PURE BETRAYAL. Perhaps, the OS Position is really too high for all except Porkie. After all, it was
REJECTED countless of times (Y rejected it too), before Porkie was offered the position.
Moral of the Story?
Porkie rules and everyone should listen to the antics of Porkie the Pork Chop Great Leader (new nickname)
Rant End.
Its unbecoming of me.
But I cant help it.